May 2013
loonylunalovegood97:
the-fandoms-are-cool:
the-bite-of-frost:
frequentlytimelow:
kittykatastrophic:
marina-del-cyrus:
Whenever I get period cramps
I have never seen something so accurate in all my life…
do periods really hurt? In 5th grade sex ed, we learned that it didn’t hurt.
Did that teacher get fired?
I feel like that teacher should get murdered
Hmm, I can only...
thelilnan:
OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE
OKAY
AJAX SOAP
THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”
AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT
AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH
AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE
You can’t always get what you want.
Sometimes it takes time to get what you want. Especially with relationships. When you stop trying to get in one, you finally get in one and when you are trying to get in one, it takes time. It’s not an easy thing. You have so much time in life, don’t have to waste it trying to find the right one.
woah bummer for everyone not making out with me right now
shsl-chef:
dreaming-of-just-you:
shsl-chef:
a-felicia-named-goat:
shsl-chef:
when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti
what is this even supposed to mean
thats what i do when me Mom com home and make hte spagheti
why can’t you spell.
im 2 busy gettin laid
My Heart Rate
sodamnrelatable:
Normal:
When I’m with you
When you’re with someone else
pignite:
*unzips pants*
it’s
alana-leonie:
if you kiss my neck, you can softly hear the sound of my clothes being thrown to the other side of the room.
joshsux:
when mcdonalds accidentally gives you an extra chicken nugget
Like you can boss me around in sexual situations but you better not try to tell me what to do in regular life
"What's a Monogram?"
justsouthernthings:
“Never get too attached to anyone unless they also feel the same towards you...”
– (via expiry)
“Changes
I saw
That you thought
She was beautiful
So I started wearing make...”
– Jc (via perfect)
peewentz:
do you ever just want to go outside in the middle of the night and walk around and not actually do anything just observe and think and stuff
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
is this cocaine gluten free
scvlptures:
depression is when you don’t really care about anything
anxiety is when you care too much about everything
and having both is just like what
white dad in any movie: but son, you're throwing away your DREAM
white son in any movie: no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~
“A woman is not written in braille, you don’t have to touch her to know her.”
– (via wet-violet)
“You are flowers in my stomach.
Cutting me open nightly, blooming through the...”
– Elke River (via muse)
